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Parks & Recreation (Season 2)

  • April:This is my boyfriend, Derek, and this is Derek's boyfriend, Ben.
  • Ben:Hey.
  • Leslie:Hey...oh...wait, sorry. What's the situation?
  • April:What do you mean?
  • Leslie:How does this work?
  • April:Derek is gay but he's straight for me, but he's gay for Ben, and Ben's really gay for Derek. And I hate Ben.
  • Derek:It's not that complicated.